GANSTA DANGER

Very appropriate for today is.....


privation \pry-VAY-shun\,
noun:

1. An act or instance of depriving.
2. The state of being deprived of something, especially of something required or desired; destitution; need.

I got tired of the name Keana, much like the instant messengers that grow old and outdated my old cool name Keana has grown old and outdated. Keana "cool Name Version" 2.0 has gotten a new name and face lift. Introducing Gangsta Danger 3.0

Almost as cool as "Shaft" but not cooler than a highly intelligent video game player. Meaner than an old lady at a flea market but not a four month old kitten. Sexier than... Ok, you get the idea. Gangsta Danger is her to stay so get used to it mother... Shut your mouth!!!!

PARENTAL ADVISORY!!!!
EXPLICIT LYRICS!!!!

And since I lack any writing abilities please think along the lines of "Shaft's" theme song:

Gangsta Danger
Gangsta Danger
Gangsta Danger
There's not cooler version in town
GANGSTA DANGER!!!
She's the only newer version in town
GANGSTA DANGER!!!
Old ladies at flea markets
GANGSTA DANGER!!!
Only she knows the mean old ladies
GANGSTA DANGER!!!
Old ladies, flea markets, four month old kittens.
GANGSTA DANGER!!!
Watch out four month old kittens.


GANGSTA DANGER Y'ALL

P.S. Obviously there's something lacking or something I need. Maybe I will find it and posts like these would not be necessary.